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The
Wrong Tummy Tale Gone Bad
"Mommy, mommy, how did daddy's sperm get inside that wrong lady??"
"Did you have wrong babies in your tummy that you had to give away?"
"Was the wrong tummy person bad? Am I bad??"
"Is something wrong with me, I couldn't even find the right tummy?"
"The stork didn't have the correct 9-digit zipcode and the wrong tummy was like the dead mail room?"
"Mommy? What was the wrong tummy doing in the cabbage patch anyways?"
********************************************************* (This feature appeared in the Spring 2001 issue of the Bastard Quarterly.) Copyright 2001 RebelYelp.org |