Because of the recent heat BN (The Group that Dares not Speak its Name! ! !)
has recieved of late from boulevard idlers, agorophobics, underemployed
attorneys, and other guardians of the public virtue, we have decided to write
the following:
We proudly reclaim the symbol of the Pink Bunny from that battery company,
and wear the ears and fluffy tail with pride, at least at home when we think
no one can see us.
Lawmakers will think us cute and cuddly in our Bashful Nation pink fuzzy
bunny suits, and will let us sit in their laps when we read our list of demands.
Of course we won't get much done, and look out during hunting season!, but
gee, we sure will get lots of goodwill.
Gooooo Bashfuls, unless it bothers anybody.
Sorry,
Bashful Nation Executive Committee
We are Bashful Nation!
(sorry about the exclamation point, we hope it doesn't
offend anybody)
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