Bastard Nation's Secret Agenda

On alt.adoption:

>Hey Bastard Nation
>
>Someone who's not worth naming pointed out that we have an agenda.
>I must have missed that secret meeting. Have we decided? Was there a
>vote? Do we care? Send your nominations to me and I'll collect them.
>
>Dave Sipley
>
>dsipley@borg.com
>Bastard Nation

Dave--

Yes we do have an agenda, Dave.  It is total world domination.  We trace
our roots back to Moses, who searched and found his bfamily, then led his
people out of his afather's land.  We practice several secret Masonic
rituals.  When you are initiated into the 5th Degree of Bastardy you will be
given a secret code ring, a ritual Bastard sword, and small B will be
tattooed behind your left ear so that other Bastards will automatically
recognize you.  We are part of an international conspiracy--The
International Bastard Conspiracy if you will.  We are everywhere, Dave,
passing as everyday, ordinary people.   We are all races, genders,
religions, and sexual orientations.  We cross economic and socio/cultural
boundaries.   We have infiltrated the highest places of government and
finance.  We are in the banks, the churches, the media, the military, the
think tanks at Stanford and the Rand Foundation, the AFL-CIO.   We walk the
halls of the Vatican, the Kremlin, Buckingham Palace, Beijing.  We are on
the White House staff.   Bastards are the power behind the throne.  We
control it all.

By all means necessary,
Marley
Founding Foundling, BN
The world is a bastard


If you lie to me, then you don't respect me.
        .....Charlie U