Newsgroup: alt.adoption
Subject: Bastard in Three Persons, Blessed Trinity
Date: Wed, 04 Sep 1996 17:29:01 GMT

In alt.adoption, vivestruct@aol.com (VIVESTRUCT) wrote:

We bastards are our own trinity.  All those confusing theological
questions in Christianity have been solved.  The original trinity (Gnostic
gospels, and long, long before Christian doctrine) was Father, Mother,
Child.  Then, Mother became a ghost, a spirit, a Holy Ghost, but a ghost
nonetheless.  Father not only maintained his status, his power increased
so much so that he could inseminate divinely, from afar.

As we all know, we were immaculately conceived from a piece of paper,
mum's a ghost and dad's even more inaccessible.  You could say we were
Divinely Conspired.

So all of you who cannot bear to look into the Light of the Bastard are
lost souls.  It's a bastard thing, you wouldn't understand.

---  Gavi, whose favorite bastard is portrayed in Richard III