"_..... Bastardy base? Base? Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take More composition and fierce quality Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed, Go to th' creating a whole tribe of fops Got 'tween asleep and wake? Well then Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land: Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund. As to the legitimate: fine word, - legitimate! Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed, And my invention thrive, Edmund the base Shall top the legitimate. I grow; I prosper, - Now, gods, stand up for bastards!" Edmund, "bastard son to
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