Bastard Nation Bumper Stickers

HONK IF YOU'RE A BASTARD

I BRAKE FOR BASTARDS

LAUGHING FISH ATE MY BIRTH RECORDS

THIS CAR WILL BE UN-MANNED IN THE EVENT OF A B-MOM SIGHTING

LEGITIMACY IS FOR WIMPS

WARNING: CRAZED BASTARD ON BOARD

PRO-FAMILY
PRO-CHILD
PRO-BASTARD

Keep your Laws off my Bastard!

VISUALIZE WILD BASTARDS

VISUALIZE WORLD BASTARDRY

VISUALIZE OPEN RECORDS

HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR BASTARD TODAY?

BASTARDS HAPPEN

Legitimize Bastardy

I'm a Bastard, G'head-prove me wrong!

BASTARD & PROUD

END DISCRIMINATION AGAINST BASTARDS!!!

Welcome to Bastard Nation-Now go home!

Warning: This Car stops at ALL Bastard Crossings!

Please Don't Feed The Bastards....KNOWLEDGE!

Bombing to end war is like balling to end bastards

Mom? Is that you?

My records, my choice

Bastards of the World: Unite!

My other child is a bastard.

Hey Ann Landers "Id rather be a BASTARD than a BITCH"

Proud parent of ________ (fill in blank) bastard

Some of my Best Friends are Bastards

BASTARDS ARE BEAUTIFUL

GIMME MY REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE

If you've seen one bastard, you've seen them all

My Bastard beat up Your Honor Student......

FROZEN CHOSEN

Bastard on Board

Bastard is Beautiful

Bastard in Trunk

Open minds Open records

NO MORE BULLSHIT BIRTH CERTIFICATES

TOUCH A MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE I BREAK A YOU FACE

SEALED RECORDS SUCK

HAPPINESS IS YOUR REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE

ADOPTION SOCIAL WORKER IN TRUNK.

Celebrate Bastardy

Do you know where your bastard is?

Birthmothers do it with Abandon

Adoptees do it in the Dark

BASTARDS COME FROM SWEATY SHEETS

One Bastard at a Time

I [heart] MY BASTARD

My OTHER kid is a bastard

Birthparents/Adoptees Do It Off The Record

ADOPTEES: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

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