If He and She get utterly plastered,
And "do the nasty", they make a Bastard!
If She screws He, just for the itch
The Bastard's mom is called a Bitch!

If Bitch and Bastard are left by He
He's rightly called a S.O.B.!
'Tween you and me, I would demur,
And call the creep a Whoreson Cur!

Whether Cur or Bastard, Bitch or what,
the problems caused by Prick and Twat!
Or maybe call them Cunt and Prong
(now let's not make this overlong...)

And if you want to tie one on
Then on that Pole, a Condom, don!
Or He with He and She with She
To make sure there'd no Bastards be!

If all these words have you in a fit
It's too damn bad one can't say shit!
So please refrain from all that clucking
And be glad I didn't refer to F*****g!!

Sylvia
Head Bull_Goose Looney and Bistress of all She Surveys
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